The post wherein an Opponaut wins free stuff from me.

"Lachlan - #ForzaJules" (Lachlan) 12/13/2013 at 21:57 • Filed to: None

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Here's the deal: I have a visa gift card with $6.04 left on it and I don't wan't to let it go to waste. Find anything car-related and Prime eligible on Amazon for up to $6.04, post it here, and I will choose the coolest one and buy it for the commenter who suggested it. Thanks to the magic of Prime shipping, you'll get your shiny new toy (or tool, keychain, book, dildo, whatever...) on either Monday or Tuesday.

Submissions will close in a few hours and I'll ask the winner to email their address to me. Try to find something interesting and unique, good luck!

Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager > Lachlan - #ForzaJules 12/13/2013 at 22:03

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Hot Wheels Buick GSX: $5.99 with prime.

http://www.amazon.com/WHEELS-MUSCLE-…

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6cyl > Lachlan - #ForzaJules 12/13/2013 at 22:07

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Yellow high output H1 Hella bulbs to motivate me to finally get my euro projector headlight in the e30

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zadman > Lachlan - #ForzaJules 12/13/2013 at 22:08

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http://www.amazon.com/Hot-Wheels-Cit…

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Remember that NSFW gif of that dragon violating a car? Yeah well this is the bastard offspring. Meet Rodzilla. He's the Hot Wheels your mother doesn't want you to own. He rides alone... mostly because there's no seat.

Think V8s are cool? Well this dragon's genitals ARE A V8 (STRAIGHT PIPES, YO!).

Rodzilla is also a cool cat, leaning back letting it all hang out. Conveniently his arms and legs produce downforce to keep him secured to the ground no matter how much poon he's getting.

The go to gift for your automotive friend.

Only 5 left in stock! Act fast!

Cajun Ginger > Lachlan - #ForzaJules 12/13/2013 at 22:18

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http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B004IN…

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To save me from myself. :)

it's tool and keychain. I already have plenty of dildos.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Lachlan - #ForzaJules 12/13/2013 at 22:22

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http://www.amazon.com/Highland-19326… A clean car is a happy car

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Bandit > Lachlan - #ForzaJules 12/13/2013 at 22:26

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1968 Mustang GT-500. http://www.amazon.com/Hot-Wheels-She…

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shpuker > Lachlan - #ForzaJules 12/13/2013 at 22:39

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http://www.amazon.com/Custom-Painter…

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No idea if it's good for prime. Pretty neat though.

Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > Lachlan - #ForzaJules 12/13/2013 at 22:41

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Okay, so, I'm just putting this one in for honorable mention since it hits at $6.98, but Supper Mini Bluetooth OBD 2 / OBD Ii Auto Scan Tool Scanner Adapter

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seems super awesome, since apparently it has something to do with dinner as well as diagnosing your car troubles.

cbell04 > Lachlan - #ForzaJules 12/13/2013 at 22:41

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A little automotive safety this giving season? http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00D6C…

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thebigbossyboss > Lachlan - #ForzaJules 12/13/2013 at 22:42

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My drivers seat is falling apart. Thus I submit this: http://www.amazon.com/Coast-Customs-…

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NoahthePorscheGuy > Lachlan - #ForzaJules 12/13/2013 at 22:52

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Please?

http://www.amazon.com/Hot-Wheels-Sho…

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Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Lachlan - #ForzaJules 12/13/2013 at 23:07

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The first one on this list, others can tell you how long I've been after one.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/offer-listi…

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Cajun Ginger > Jeff-God-of-Biscuits 12/13/2013 at 23:20

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Damn. That's what I was trying to find on the amazon app to post!

Cajun Ginger > Jeff-God-of-Biscuits 12/13/2013 at 23:22

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Damn. That's what I was trying to find on the amazon app to post!

Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > Cajun Ginger 12/13/2013 at 23:30

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lol, go back to your Barleywine.... we sober folks are faster!

roflcopter > Lachlan - #ForzaJules 12/13/2013 at 23:33

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http://www.amazon.com/Toy-Vault-Rubi…

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Rubik's Cube + fuzzy dice + hooptie = righteous.

If you're willing to spend an extra $6 you would increase my chances of getting laid by at least 32%.

Cajun Ginger > Jeff-God-of-Biscuits 12/13/2013 at 23:42

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I'm also conversationing with friends. And drinking this now. I did turn down friends who offered their van for a parking lot interlude.

eh pic won't upload. Goose island bourbon county or whatever it's called.

Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > Cajun Ginger 12/13/2013 at 23:46

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Well, now I have to say that given the new information, I am not sure if that makes us sober folks dumber or smarter.... I must admit, I am conundrumed.

Cajun Ginger > Jeff-God-of-Biscuits 12/13/2013 at 23:55

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I'm getting laid in a few minutes so I'm going to claim the win.

Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > Cajun Ginger 12/14/2013 at 00:02

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Yes, yes you may.

6cyl > Lachlan - #ForzaJules 12/14/2013 at 00:02

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This M badge . It gives my car +50hp and the ability to park anywhere

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roflcopter > roflcopter 12/14/2013 at 00:21

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I suck at following rules... this one isn't on amazon, but qualifies on price, and would be supporting an oppo member!

http://www.etsy.com/listing/128677…

Going on the LOLvo, would sr20.

Lachlan - #ForzaJules > roflcopter 12/14/2013 at 00:29

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Sorry, I can't spend any extra. Here's a consolation prize though

Lachlan - #ForzaJules > shpuker 12/14/2013 at 00:32

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Nope, it has to be bought as an add-on item to get free shipping. I'd be afraid it would turn out something like this anyway.

Lachlan - #ForzaJules > thebigbossyboss 12/14/2013 at 00:33

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Shipping's 14 bucks though. That ain't gonna fly

Lachlan - #ForzaJules > Cajun Ginger 12/14/2013 at 00:37

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Tempting. I have a hard time believing that actually works though. But do you have one of these ? Yeah it's a little pricy, but a connoisseur such as yourself might find it worthwhile.

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thebigbossyboss > Lachlan - #ForzaJules 12/14/2013 at 00:40

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Aw damn!

Lachlan - #ForzaJules > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 12/14/2013 at 00:41

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These aren't that hard to find. Fill up with big mac wrappers, banana peels, used condoms, toss out window on freeway, repeat. Car: spotless and happy

Lachlan - #ForzaJules > 6cyl 12/14/2013 at 00:44

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I'm not sure if I could live with myself after sponsoring such douchbaggery. I can't let you be this guy.

Lachlan - #ForzaJules > 6cyl 12/14/2013 at 00:51

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But I don't want to buy you just one headlight.

This is a great way to experience a head-on collision.

Lachlan - #ForzaJules > zadman 12/14/2013 at 00:54

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Ugliest Hot Wheels I've ever seen. You're the kind of sick freak that unleashes shit like this upon the unsuspecting populace.

Mostly kidding, but still. Nope. Nope. Nope.

zadman > Lachlan - #ForzaJules 12/14/2013 at 00:56

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I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE

Lachlan - #ForzaJules > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager 12/14/2013 at 01:03

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I've never been much of a Buick guy. This is all Buick means to me.

Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager > Lachlan - #ForzaJules 12/14/2013 at 01:05

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Fair enough.

Lachlan - #ForzaJules > Bandit 12/14/2013 at 01:09

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Gold wheels? Unless that's a cleverly disguised STi, I'm not going to be able to support that.

You made it into the top four though!

Lachlan - #ForzaJules > zadman 12/14/2013 at 01:12

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Shit. I'm setting up a handful of these just in case.

zadman > Lachlan - #ForzaJules 12/14/2013 at 01:21

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Lachlan - #ForzaJules > NoahthePorscheGuy 12/14/2013 at 01:24

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Winner!! I'm a sucker for the 918. Email your name and address to lem913(at)gmail(dot)com and I'll send it your way. If I don't hear from you within 24 hours I'll pick someone else.

Lachlan - #ForzaJules > cbell04 12/14/2013 at 01:27

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Made it to 3rd place! It couldn't beat the emotional appeal of certain sexier chunks of metal however. I've heard these are a readily available alternative:

Or if you're still worried about windows and seat belts:

Lachlan - #ForzaJules > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/14/2013 at 01:29

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Runner up! I remember hearing about a real one going on sale not too long ago. Keep an eye out at your local used car lots and you might come up with a good deal!

Sorcia MacNasty > Cajun Ginger 12/14/2013 at 08:19

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I WANT IT.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Lachlan - #ForzaJules 12/14/2013 at 12:38

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It was actually near my neighborhood, I saw it once and it was turbine powered.

shpuker > Lachlan - #ForzaJules 12/15/2013 at 01:15

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Fair point.